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July 29, 2014 at 7:57 PM | Post Permalink | 3,559 notes



solitarylikeme:

#why is nobody explaining these pictures #everyday a new one surfaces with no caption #I need answers 
Post by zonanort (via thefussy-cat)
July 27, 2014 at 11:26 PM | Post Permalink | 298,126 notes



othisredding:

boybandquicksand:

NIALL WOULD BE THE ONLY REASON ANYONE IN HIS CLASS PASSED HISTORY OF MAGIC BECAUSE HE HAS NO TROUBLE RETAINING THE DATES AND DETAILS OF EVERY GOBLIN BATTLE
NIALL WOULD ALMOST CRY WHEN HE REALIZED THAT ON A BROOMSTICK YOUR BAD KNEE DOESNT MATTER
NIALL WOULD BEFRIEND EVERY HOUSE ELF IN THE KITCHEN SO HE WOULD ALWAYS COME BACK TO HIS COMMON ROOM WITH POCKETS FULL OF EXTRA TREACLE TARTS THEY GAVE HIM
NIALL’S PARENTS ARE MUGGLES WHO DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE TRANSFIGURATION PUNS HE MAKES BUT THEY CHEER LOUDER THAN ANYONE WHEN THEY WATCH HIS PRO QUIDDITCH GAMES

fucking!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY HORAN AT NIALL’S FIRST QUIDDITCH MATCH! NIALL ACCIDENTALLY CHARMING HIS HAIR TO BE LILAC FOR A WEEK AND THEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT! HOW TO TURN IT BACK! HOUSE ELF FAVORITE!!!! HIS PATRONUS IS A RAM!!! FAVORITE CLASS IS ASTRONOMY!!!

othisredding:

boybandquicksand:

NIALL WOULD BE THE ONLY REASON ANYONE IN HIS CLASS PASSED HISTORY OF MAGIC BECAUSE HE HAS NO TROUBLE RETAINING THE DATES AND DETAILS OF EVERY GOBLIN BATTLE

NIALL WOULD ALMOST CRY WHEN HE REALIZED THAT ON A BROOMSTICK YOUR BAD KNEE DOESNT MATTER

NIALL WOULD BEFRIEND EVERY HOUSE ELF IN THE KITCHEN SO HE WOULD ALWAYS COME BACK TO HIS COMMON ROOM WITH POCKETS FULL OF EXTRA TREACLE TARTS THEY GAVE HIM

NIALL’S PARENTS ARE MUGGLES WHO DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE TRANSFIGURATION PUNS HE MAKES BUT THEY CHEER LOUDER THAN ANYONE WHEN THEY WATCH HIS PRO QUIDDITCH GAMES

fucking!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY HORAN AT NIALL’S FIRST QUIDDITCH MATCH! NIALL ACCIDENTALLY CHARMING HIS HAIR TO BE LILAC FOR A WEEK AND THEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT! HOW TO TURN IT BACK! HOUSE ELF FAVORITE!!!! HIS PATRONUS IS A RAM!!! FAVORITE CLASS IS ASTRONOMY!!!

(Source: direct-news)

Post by direct-news (via inthehoranhood)
July 27, 2014 at 11:20 PM | Post Permalink | 7,374 notes



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Post by a-te-n-a (via spoilersmrpotter)
July 26, 2014 at 10:08 PM | Post Permalink | 47,650 notes



metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

Post by metlocked (via gingerwerk)
July 26, 2014 at 10:04 PM | Post Permalink | 31,998 notes



loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

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Post by starkid-who-lokid-hogwarts (via homosexual-toaster)
July 22, 2014 at 8:53 PM | Post Permalink | 586,512 notes



musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

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Post by starkid-who-lokid-hogwarts (via homosexual-toaster)
July 22, 2014 at 8:53 PM | Post Permalink | 551,015 notes



allthedrarryfeels:

darning-socks:

"Why are you crying?"

"I just— love reading s-so much—"

who decided it was ok to do this

Post by darning-socks (via avengingkevintran)
July 22, 2014 at 8:43 PM | Post Permalink | 96,752 notes



chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

Post by chocolateinthelibrary (via merciesindisguise)
July 22, 2014 at 8:41 PM | Post Permalink | 313,245 notes



courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

Post by courtnog (via allonsyforever)
July 19, 2014 at 5:14 PM | Post Permalink | 90,632 notes



the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

(Source: adrianivashkov)

Post by adrianivashkov (via wreck-tum)
July 18, 2014 at 3:16 PM | Post Permalink | 1,047,897 notes



pocketpadfoot:

crowley-for-king:

pocketpadfoot:

James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door

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IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS

Post by pocketpadfoot (via dickbadger)
July 18, 2014 at 3:11 PM | Post Permalink | 73,538 notes



The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

Post by evil-freak (via fangirl-freak)
July 18, 2014 at 3:10 PM | Post Permalink | 103,133 notes



chocolatefrogs:

the first time harry potter met his godson was at remus and tonks’ funeral and if that doesn’t make you wanna die then you are far more mentally stable than me

Post by chocolatefrogs (via delenahalliwell)
July 17, 2014 at 12:44 PM | Post Permalink | 4,037 notes



hermionepoppins:

'Teddy Lupin has accidentally punched his girlfriend on the nose as he gesticulates'

Teddy haS HIS MOTHERS CLUMSINESS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE TEDDY LUPIN CLUMSY REBEL CUTIE I’M SO HAPPY

Post by hermionepoppins (via delenahalliwell)
July 17, 2014 at 12:39 PM | Post Permalink | 2,148 notes




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