PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."
That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence
that was the sickest burn i have ever seen
oo damn son ya need me to do some aguamenti on that shit
Popular HP text posts- final part (click for HQ) (part 1) (part 2)
#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie
You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.
HP Genderswap: The Big Seven
Felicity Jones as Harry Potter, Lily Cole as Ron Weasley, Daniel Sharman as Hermione Granger, Saoirse Ronan as Draco Malfoy, Cameron Monaghan as Ginny Weasley, Anna Popplewell as Neville Longbottom, Jamie Campbell Bower as Luna Lovegood
HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → i
↳ invisibility cloak
"Finally, Death turned to the third brother. A humble man, he asked for something that would enable him to go forth from that place without being followed by Death. And so it was that Death reluctantly handed over his own Cloak of Invisibility. "
Philosopher’s stone + chapters (insp.)
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I AM THE QUEEN
The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between.
Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?
Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing. You’re the 700th kid to ask me that today. I still refuse to believe that it exists.
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
NIALL WOULD BE THE ONLY REASON ANYONE IN HIS CLASS PASSED HISTORY OF MAGIC BECAUSE HE HAS NO TROUBLE RETAINING THE DATES AND DETAILS OF EVERY GOBLIN BATTLE
NIALL WOULD ALMOST CRY WHEN HE REALIZED THAT ON A BROOMSTICK YOUR BAD KNEE DOESNT MATTER
NIALL WOULD BEFRIEND EVERY HOUSE ELF IN THE KITCHEN SO HE WOULD ALWAYS COME BACK TO HIS COMMON ROOM WITH POCKETS FULL OF EXTRA TREACLE TARTS THEY GAVE HIM
NIALL’S PARENTS ARE MUGGLES WHO DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE TRANSFIGURATION PUNS HE MAKES BUT THEY CHEER LOUDER THAN ANYONE WHEN THEY WATCH HIS PRO QUIDDITCH GAMES
fucking!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY HORAN AT NIALL’S FIRST QUIDDITCH MATCH! NIALL ACCIDENTALLY CHARMING HIS HAIR TO BE LILAC FOR A WEEK AND THEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT! HOW TO TURN IT BACK! HOUSE ELF FAVORITE!!!! HIS PATRONUS IS A RAM!!! FAVORITE CLASS IS ASTRONOMY!!!
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